dear today

happy monday everybody. i'm back with some more letters.

dear fishies, i'm so sorry that all nine NINE of you died.  i promise i tried my hardest to keep you all alive.  was it the food? the water? the filter? the brand new expensive tank that we bought you? we tried, people. we really tried.

dear ladybugs,  thank you for infesting our condo yet again.  we are so glad that you have chosen us for your hybernation location.  nothing is better than coming home after a long day and getting to spend an hour vacuuming you up.  also, love that smell you produce right before i kill you.  you are really kind ladies. 

dear baking soda, you are my new favorite friend! you are keeping mr. dyson fresh during this stinky ladybug season.

dear hair and nails, i spent some time (and money) on you this weekend. you are welcome.

dear last hair cut, i'm sorry that our favorite hair dresser up and left us for NYC.  i will find you a new favorite soon (i hope).

dear georgia bulldogs, thank you for beating florida AND auburn this year.  i'm so proud of you.

dear texas a&m, who knew you had it in you?! way to go beating the #1 team in the sec.  on behalf of the sec, welcome.

dear future abode, where are you, friend? please let me know soon. i'm really getting tired of feeling like every weekend we are on a new episode of hgtv's house hunters.  i'm running out of ways to say "oh, isn't she cute" and "i think we can fit our clothes in that closet".

dear blue donkey coffee, thank you for selling your iced coffee at whole foods.  i just might be able to make it to christmas.

dear christmas decorations, get ready to live.

and last, but certainly not least:: 

dear husband, i missed you this weekend. you really are the best.